The line up 2020!

So the 2020 lineup is, for the most part, a horrible joke. Particularly the popular candidates. I'd like to think about who they all were in high school.

Beto O'Rourke - that guy that got stuck backing his car out at your party... where he was leaving, alone.
Booker - that guy in high school that tried too hard to make friends and impress, who was not really a bad guy, so everyone just tolerated him.
Sanders - that government teacher in high school that always got worked up when the topic of economics came up... which is why he wasn't the econ teacher
Mayor Pete - the valedictorian. The know-it-all.
Sen Warren - that girl that was prone to making outlandish claims that no one could really dispute but everyone knew she was full of crap. You know, the one that also talked loudly so everyone knew she was there...
Joe Biden - that rich kid, Joey, whose dad owned a construction business, the kid that everyone bought drugs from that had all the teachers fooled, except the art teacher... that bought drugs from him.
Sen Harris - the cheerleader, yes THAT cheerleader. We all KNEW her. Am I right Willie?
Michael Bennet - remember that kid that tried out for football every year, and never made the team? The one that wasn't quite exciting enough for the debate team? "Sorry Mikey, you're a nice kid, you're just not that good at anything".
Sen Gillibrand - "Oh my God, shut up Kirsten!" the gossip girl that could not keep a damn secret.
Marianne Williamson- the hippy chick with a strong moral compass, who made reasonable statements but that no one wanted to spend too much time around. President of the Drama Club.
Andrew Yang - the guy you paid to do your pre-calculus homework, who also would do crazy shit when you got him drunk. Everyone loved that guy, most of us still do.
Tulsi Gabbard - that attractive class president that was too mature to date most of us regular guys, except Troy, the yearbook guy. She was the one we all wanted to date and couldn't figure out why she was with Troy.

There are others that are just not worth even mentioning. just blah. Except maybe Amy Klobuchar, she seems pretty level headed and reasonable. Smarter than most candidates, and to be honest the only candidates I can even take seriously are she, Gabbard, and Yang.

But we cannot leave out one candidate, Donald J. Trump. He was that guy in high school that already made more than the teachers through various activities some of which were lucrative, and some that were just for image. He never saw a mirror he didn't like, or a pretty girl he didn't wink at as he got into his Ferrari that daddy bought. He wouldn't touch little Miss Harris, a common commodity (redundant), and couldn't touch Tulsi for he too didn't understand Troy, but also paid Yang to do his math homework. Yes, Donny owned the distribution network that Joey used, and Donny was always welcome at the party... who do you think brought the strippers?

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